like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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