I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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