Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize