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(410): View more from Maryland

Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha

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(410): Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha http://tfl.nu/68fw

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(713): View more from Texas

Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!

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you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.

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(713): Hope the move went well! I'll miss you! (832): you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there. http://tfl.nu/n7dn

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.

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(902): and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted. http://tfl.nu/575h

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All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college

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(847): All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college http://tfl.nu/81f5

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(772): View more from Florida

she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left

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(772): she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left http://tfl.nu/4rhs

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(860): View more from Connecticut

chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please

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(860): chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please http://tfl.nu/p1fk

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(732): View more from New Jersey

i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.

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(732): i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry. http://tfl.nu/ss0l

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(817): View more from Texas

maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.

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(817): maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me. http://tfl.nu/m7oc

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(406): View more from Montana

Its weird to pet your cat with a boner

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What the fuck?

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(406): Its weird to pet your cat with a boner (1-406): What the fuck? http://tfl.nu/9pm4

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(925): View more from California

I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.

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(925): I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible. http://tfl.nu/f1y0

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(325): View more from Texas

She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...

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(325): She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised... http://tfl.nu/ztyt

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.

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(615): Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify. http://tfl.nu/zod7

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(661): View more from California

I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?

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(661): I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class? http://tfl.nu/dw55

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(707): View more from California

The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.

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(707): The acoustics in my bra are fantastic. http://tfl.nu/vfao

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(425): View more from Washington

I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed

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(425): I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed http://tfl.nu/xp1l

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