I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
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I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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