bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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