you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Blood and glitter go together right?
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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