You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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