yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
cat food counts as protein by the way
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You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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