let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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