3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
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the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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