Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
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Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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