he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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