You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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