Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I AM VODKA MAN
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We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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