So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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