he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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