she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
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NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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