Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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