He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You left your phone here
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