Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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