I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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