People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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