Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
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Green mimosas i think yes
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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