but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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