We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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