He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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