look no pants
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
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they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize