we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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