hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
He kissed a someone with a penis
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
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And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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