hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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