i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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