I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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