After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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