I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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