walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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