That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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