Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
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Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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