Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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