This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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