His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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