Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
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