I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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