Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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