i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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