What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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