his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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