Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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