he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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