I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
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you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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